DTM's
We like to think that the name stands for 'Don't Touch Me – with a bargepole –'. Even though they charge a very miniscule 90p for a shot of tequila, you'll want to repel DTM like you would a five–year–old pumped full of crazy chemical–laden Sunny Delight. You won't of course, as you'll be so very drunk you won't remember. A seedy joint if ever there was one, where it's extremely likely that random sleazy Italian–looking men will try it on. When the dancefloor is heaving, it's horrible, and that's not including the wandering hands. Having said all that, I have actually had a couple of fun nights there, which worries me.

