The Living Room
It's shiny, classy and pricey but Oxford's top spot for a pair of stilettos and a really good cocktail. Make sure you behave in front of the bouncers - this isn't the spot for a pre-Park End shot marathon. Plus, if they really take a liking to you there's a possibility you'll end up in the yet more fancy VIP area. Just keep a close eye on the credit card, it'll be no good to you later if you buy more than one round.

