Bar Phoenix

'Hi,' said the fairy to the pirate. 'Ooh arr!' said the pirate to the golfer. 'Hello,' said the golfer to the Hawaiian girl. 'Aloha,' said the Hawaiian girl to the weird retro man in the fake afro. 'Hey man, what we all doing here?' said the weird retro man to anyone who might have been listening. Why, you crazy cats are all students on a night out in your union bar of course. And now it's open to the public too, anyone can join in with the fun and frolics and get some bloody cheap drinks to boot. Time to dust off your BA in Part-ay and enrolling on a conversion course in becoming a booze-hound. You might be a PhD by the time you leave here.

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